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top of the line

I want you and you and nothing but you
Miles and piles of you
Finally I’ll have something worthwhile
To think of each morning

You and you and nothing but you
No substitution will do
Nothing but fresh, undiluted and pure
Top of the line and totally mine

When I see someone using a fork and knife to eat their pizza




Please fire me. The other day a woman called to see if she could be seen at our medical office because her husbands PENIS EXTENDER was stuck inside of her.

Nothing has been able to wipe this stupid grin off my face all day.


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